Famous Casino Jokes
A group from friends from Chicago spent an entire
weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip
won $1000 , but now he didn't wanted anyone to know about
it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took
a later flight back home -- arriving back 3 a.m. He
immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a
pit and buried the money in it. The following morning he
walked outside and to his astonishment found only an empty
pit. He noticed footsteps which were leading from the pit
to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On
the same street lived a professor who understood sign
language and was a very good friend of the deaf man.
Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the
professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house.
"You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my
$1000 I'm going to kill him now!" he screamed at the
professor. The professor conveyed the message to his
friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I hid it
in my backyard, underneath the mango tree."
The professor turned to the man with the gun and said,
"He's not going to tell you. He said he'd tell it over his
dead body".
A woman went to a casino. She was new and dose not
knows how to play…standing in front of the roulette she
was watching how the game was going on. Roulette has
always fascinated her. A handsome man standing there asked
her why don't she try a hand on the wheel. She said "I
have no idea as to which number I should play for. The
maid advised " Why don't u play your age?"
The women bet the money on 21 and the wheel was spun. The
wheel stopped at 35 and the women fainted.
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