Famous Casino Jokes Cont...
Three friends decided to take their spouses on a
vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and
they all had a great time in Las Vegas. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, they sat
around at lunch break and discussed their vacation at Las
Vegas.
The first friend says "I don't think I'll ever do that
again to that place! Ever since we got back home, my old
lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I
haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second friend says "I can understand your
troubles...my old lady played black jack the whole time we
were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers
"hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of
sleep either!"
The third friend says "You guys think you have it bad! My
old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and
I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of
quarters." Jack was going down on his luck in
Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to
borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's
room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime
in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his
winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his
small winnings into ten million dollars.
Rich beyond his remotest dreams, Jack went on the lecture
circuit, where he told his incredible story. He told his
audiences that he was eternally grateful to his
benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share
his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in
the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the
one who gave you the dime."
"You are not the one I am looking for. I'm looking for the
men who left the door open!"
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