Famous Casino Jokes Cont...
A man was walking alone in a desert and all of a sudden
a voice came in "Stop!! ". The man just thought that is
will be some kind of hallucination and he keep moving
along his way. The voice again sparked in "Stop!!" The man
wondered and then stopped there for few seconds. The voice
again appeared "Dig !!" the man started digging the sand
with his hand. To his disbelieve he found a metal box
buried deep into the sand, he took out the metal box and
examined it. It was having a old rusted rock. The voice
said "Break!!". The person broke the lock with the stone
beside him and he found a lot of gold coins. The voice
said "Casino!!". Now the man was enthusiastic. He went to
a casino, the voice said "Roulette!!" The person exchanged
all the gold into the Roulette token and went to the
roulette table. The voice said "56" and the person put all
his tokens to number 56. Every body was shocked the
roulette table was about to break. The wheel was spun and
the number came was 55. The voice said "Shit!!".
Little Tommy was the quietest boy in school. He never
answered any questions but his homework was always quite
excellent. If any one said anything to him he would simply
nod, or shake his head. The staff thought he was shy and
decided to do something to give him confidence.
"Tommy," said his teacher. "I've just bet Miss Smith $5 I
can get you to say three words. You can have half."
Tommy looked at her pityingly and said, "You lose."
The best bet for a player to make is what is called a
"Mind Bet" You stand behind the game watch the action and
attempt to predict the winner. You never bet any real
money you only bet in your mind. Last week a friend of
mine lost his mind three times.
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