Famous Casino Jokes Cont...

The strong young man who was at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength he have. He made a special plan of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough of it.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

A young blond went to a big casino. She was there for quite some time watching the games. Suddenly she felt thirsty, so she went to the pop machine in the hall. She put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.
A man saw her, and he said: "What are you doing?" And the blonde replied:
"Shut up. I am Winning!!!"

A blackjack dealer and a player was into and argument as to if the play should pay the dealer a tip or not.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "sir, do you pay tips to a waiter in a restaurant?" ... "Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food; I'm serving you cards, so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an ace!"