Online Roulette Jokes - Page 2

Betting on more than one number the roulette worker asked the player, why do you play so many numbers? He answered; this is how I remember the anniversaries of all my women!

Because a man and his wife were fighting, he took her credit card and went gambling, signing his name to her card and having a great time gambling and not caring if he won or lost. That night she died in a car accident. He was stuck with the bills from his own night out! You never know what is going to happen.

As she leaned over the table, the lady that was playing roulette all night lost a few chips right there on the bet table. As she scooped up all her chips the wheel was spun and then she noticed that she picked up all the chips including the chips of the man who placed a bet next to her and his number won!

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
 

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